Sure-Fire Tactics Tuesday

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I’ve heard it once I’ve heard it a thousand times it’s not in the mastery it’s in the marketing. People that have beautifully successful businesses attribute their success to marketing. Here are 9 Modern Marketing Lessons that I thought you might be able to apply to your business. I’m sure you’ve heard of “Guerrill Marketing”. I recently had the pleasure of meeting Jill Lublin, author of Guerrilla Publicity. She offers Hundreds of Sure-Fire Tactics to Get Maximum Sales for Minimum Dollars. For the beauty of your business www.guerrillapublicity.com.

9 Modern Marketing Lessons 

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” – That’s Direct Marketing” <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/what-is-marketing.html>

 2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich.“Marry him.” – That’s Advertising <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/what-is-marketing.html> 

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich. “Marry me – That’s Telemarketing”                                           <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/what-is-marketing.html>

4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:”By the way, I’m rich. Will you “Marry Me?” – That’s Public Relations”  

5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:”You are very rich! “Can you marry ! Me?” – That’s Brand Recognition”<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/what-is-marketing.html>  

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. – “That’s Customer Feedback“<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/what-is-marketing.html>  

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. – “That’s demand and supply gap” <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/what-is-marketing.html>

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she goes with him – “That’s competition eating into your market share<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/what-is-marketing.html>

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives. – “That’s restriction for entering new <http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/what-is-marketing.html>markets”

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